How Many of these Questions can You Answer?

 

Why do   drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get   their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
  
  Why people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

  Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
  packages of eight?


 
  Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?

 

Why do we call   where we park our cars driveways and where we drive our cars parkways?
  
  Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?


  Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

  
  Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

  
  Why is it that Doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

  
  Why is lemon juice made With artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made  with real lemons?


  Why is the man who Invests all your money called a broker?


  Why is the time of Day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


  Why isn’t there Mouse-flavored cat food?


  Why didn’t Noah Swat those two mosquitoes?


  Why do they sterilize the Needle for lethal injections?


  You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


  Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

  
  Why are they called Apartments when they are all stuck together?
 


  If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


  If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 
 

 

 

 

 

One response to this post.

  1. Posted by sparky on December 2, 2012 at 3:01 am

    Its all very simple – The creation of God is perfect , the
    creation of man is not !

    Reply

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